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High-maintenance, low-patience — a fashion-editorial tee that channels early-2000s magazine sass and boss-girl confidence. The bold vertical type and glossy beauty icons (lipstick, heels, sunglasses) read like a luxe magazine pull-quote, pairing sharp humor with Parisian-inspired polish. Wear it as a statement layer for city outings, editorial shoots, or everyday styling when you want a polished, witty nod to high-fashion office satire.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider (clear, detailed sleeve/label printing)
- REACH certified; blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
High Maintenance Low Patience Tee | Fashion-Editorial, Boss Energy
£18.81